Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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