whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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