it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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