So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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