Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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