I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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