It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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