sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Randomize
