i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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