What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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