Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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