why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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