pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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