Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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