State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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