For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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