Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
