We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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