Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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