Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
