I need help removing her.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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