Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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