his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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