if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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