Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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