your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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