I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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