did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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