Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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