There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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