This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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