Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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