Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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