So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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