My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
