at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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