lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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