**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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