I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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