So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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