Dual....:-)
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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