Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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