Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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