I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize
