Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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