is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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