Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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