dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think my fart just growled at me.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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