Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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