It's like God shit irony all over that family
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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